When I make myself vulnerable to you with a (with you unprecedentedly) open and heartfelt negative observation about my character, it's not very polite to agree with such vigor or haste.

By more than one person I've been teased that I'm a guy, falling in love 100x a day as I do.  Today's latest = Paragon guy who helped me pick snowboard boots, gave lots of advice, explained the inscrutable mechanics of its various fancy BOA features at least four times with no noticeable annoyance (I *still* don't totally get the wheel thing - will have to go home & practice), flung about a huge vocabulary, *ran* to get the special BOA tools to fix something with them that wasn't entirely broken, all in a package of bashful, shaggy cross between Scott Foley and old-school Jim Halpert, couldn't have been cuter if he were holding a puppy. THIS IS WHAT WOMEN LIKE, GUYS ...be polite, brainy, patient, and good at something. It's not that hard.
ETA I've been instructed to add "Also, be 25." lulz

I DON'T LIKE BEING MANIPULATED.

That special mania unique to sleep deprivation is expressing itself as giggling at everything tonight.

Another thing that isn't a thing: "sneak peak". Unless you are tiptoeing up behind someone with a mountain.

I think this person just took offense at my repeating a thought in a different way. Person, when I do that, it is not because I think you're stupid (which btw is a bit uncharitable of an assumption for you to make about *me*). It is because I wasn't satisfied with the way I expressed it the first time & am trying again, as much for my own satisfaction as for your sake...and certainly more for the latter if it wasn't totally apparent from your reaction to the first iteration that I was articulate enough. I am taking responsibility for a perceived failure on my part, not yours.

One oughtn't to watch the FATHER'S DAY episode in public. YEESH

For some reason I've been seeing/hearing "moreso" and "acrost" alot lately. These nonwords are nonwords.

warning to world: I am dangerously giddy with the news that I don't have to have surgery. Wheee!! Disclaiming all responsibility for my actions today! #willtakeanyexcuse

Forthright is a thing I appreciate in a person. In a man. Am appreciating. >:)

Everybody knows how I feel about dogs, but The Art of Racing in the Rain turned me off instantly and struck me as inexcusably stupid and it took me ages to get through even five pages due to all my eyerolling.

I will never say no to anything elderflower.