You cannot make this ish up

Two dudes peacocking. My ignoring them completely for less than 2 minutes has devolved their conversation to one of them "casually" mentioning "in passing" that all his best friends are strippers and the other talking in "disdainful" "dismissiveness" about "the last time he got shot" and how "annoying" it was that his backpack strap was pressing down on the bullet entry point til he got to a hospital. Little do they know that as a result, at this point to become less interesting to me (in the way that they intend) they would have to be invertebrate.