How did I forget to post this?

(on a quasi- pseudo- non- date)
Leslie: I’m going to say stuff about me, and you say, on a scale from one to ten, how interested in that thing you are. Ready?
Tom: Okay.
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Leslie: I once kissed a girl in college.
Tom: Eight.
Leslie: …where I graduated summa cum laude in history.
Tom: One. Zero. Negative a billion. Don’t talk about it anymore, please.