"I'll kill them myself if they give her a 2-cycle lock." #dorkhumor #workhumor

Fretted aloud earlier today that I might be a misogynist; interlocutor responded "or, you might just be REALLY straight. Give yourself a break." Jury is out. Relatedly, have been thinking that my taste in people is the same as for just about everything else: I dislike most, but the ones I like, I like A WHOLE LOT. #navelgazing