"MY LIFE SUCKS!!... My parents hate me, I don't have any friends, you're like my only friend, Lindsay... And you're a total loser. No offense." - Kim ("Freaks & Geeks"), sobbing (her delivery of this line, and her behavior at the Weirs' dinner table, are the hardest I've laughed at this show)

"Geez, kid, you ever hear of a doorbell? People DO have heart attacks, you know!" - papa Weir, after Daniel burst in the back door unannounced