What is going on in the collective unconscious that is making us so predicate-phobic?? Multiple current verbal vogues sport a 'hilarious' lack of predicate. eg:

"[complete sentence], because [noun]." eg: "I will be awake from 12:01 to 5:31 am on May 26, because Arrested Development."

Those tshirts that say:
THING
THING
THING
& THING.

"That moment when [thing]." Yes? What about it?

Do we suddenly not want things to happen? I LIKE THINGS TO HAPPEN.