Person I've just met, after lecturing (not conversing) on every topic under the sun (including teaching me the basic grammar of a language I speak fluently, even after I told him so) while following me around the room like a deranged duckling so as to be able to continuously disrespect my personal space, announces, to a roomful of his fellow white people save only me, "...but the Japanese language is one of the world's most elegant", while nodding and making meaningful eyebrow waggles at me. It's a Where's Waldo of How To Vex Me.

ETA oh wow and the N word. We are done here.