Mildly obsessed with the actress who plays Nadia on New Girl. She is too good. I believe she is Kristen Wiig-level gifted; infinite comic potential. Have watched her date scene with Schmidt a dozen times and he's almost unbelievably funny, just as good a straight man as comic - but she is in some other galaxy of funniness. Everything about her performance in that scene - her timing, her use of her face, body language and voice - is optimally executed to an ultramicro level. Sublime. Saving for future giggles her list of likes about America:
salad bar
Despicable Me
Tosh 2.0
Connect Four
freedom of speech
David Fincher
sidewalk
1-800-SLIM
yo' mama jokes
strawberry
Wilmer Valderrama [mangled]
Leon J. Panetta
ice skating. For fun, not to save life.

And the McMouse thing... I almost passed out. It was like WHO'S ON FIRST on acid.