"I'm just saying, the guy's a judge. He could put a shirt on."

"It's not my fault this one decided to be straight." "I'VE ALWAYS BEEN STRAIGHT!"

"Y'know, I just wanna be home, reading on opposite ends of the sofa."

Happy Endings: it's time to face the fact that it's just FRIENDS at Gilmore Girls speed & with no laugh track. I love half of them (esp Pally) and hate the other half.

"That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard, and I've heard Dave try to explain the housing crash."

"SHHHH!! Some of us are trying to take naps!!"

"First of all, everyone knows that ironing is bad for your clothes."