Dear no one in particular: I KNOW I DON'T HAVE AN IPHONE AND SO MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW, BUT HOW MUCH TIME CAN IT POSSIBLY TAKE FOR ONE TO EMAIL SOMEONE ELSE A PHOTO TAKEN ON IPHONE??? WHERE DOES IT FALL ON THE SPECTRUM OF DIFFICULTY, BETWEEN "SNEEZING" AND "IRONMAN TRIATHLON"? IF YOU HAVE A SECRET REASON NOT TO SHARE IT, LET ME KNOW IT, INSTEAD OF TROTTING OUT ONE NONSENSICAL EXCUSE AFTER ANOTHER, UNBIDDEN. xo, me