asg lulz

first, darling Scotty, at it again with mock-nemesis Millah. Made me a little uncomfortable toward the end until the camera came around and showed the mirth dancing in his eyes. *feels behind self for fainting couch* Almost as funny as Pujols' son greeting him at last year's by shouting, "What are YOU doing here?!"

second, darling Scotty #2, about his, hm, let's call it 'unexpected' ASG attendance: "Chipper is so old. They decided to upgrade with youth and speed."

I love how over time he has increasingly let a disbelieving public see his fine sense of humor.

third, Halladay, to Bruce (whose walk alone reduced Doc's 2010 NLDS Game 1 from a perfect game to a no-hitter): "Why couldn't you have just grounded out or something?"