This is basically summer camp but with incredible facilities and food and *VERY FUNNY* people.

"Oh, no, I came prepared. I didn't know they'd be so stocked, so I brought my own supply of, you know, the airplane-sized bottles. Come over if you wanna read with me."

"really! I'm very impressed by credentials. I'm going to come sit next to you."

"She came up to me at college reunion and started screaming at me, 'WHY DID YOU TAKE [hit show] off the air? How dare you!' and I was like, '*HEY*! *YOU* DON'T GET TO TALK TO ME THAT WAY! YOU PEED ON MY FLOOR!!!' "

"I know I just met you, but I have to tell you, you have vampire eyes. In a really good way. Sorry, someone was just talking about True Blood. Let me try that again. Hi, you have nice eyes."

"I don't know why we bother having a bar [in the studio]. We're talking about REALLY 'CLASSIC' rock stars - if they're still alive, they're sober."