All right, you:

I'm impressed by the strength and quality of the screen (not display, which you already know is too splendid to require discussion) - much better than I expected. Thank you for letting me use iPhone apps on here; wasn't expecting that either. Although it's rarely needed I do shiver with delight at your nearly instant-on. I just discovered the undo button which, awesome sauce, thanks. Also, motionx drive: r u kidding? (not strictly just about you I know, but still.) You've also transformed travel for me.

Few things I wanna ask you though:
- when I search for apps and choose a result on the second or subsequent page, then ask to go back, please don't jump me all the way back to page one again. (I do appreciate that you remember my sort order though. Speaking of which, I'd love to be able do nesting-sorting, eg, first by customer rating then by price.)
- when I open a new tab, please don't make me have to touch the URL bar like eight times before you let me type in there as opposed to the search bar to which you default.
- please provide free, seamless VPN integration with my work Office suite etc., including on-board support for our internal doc mgmt system. (I recognize almost none of this is in your purview, but it can't hurt to ask; someday soon it may be - who knows.)
- when I can't or don't want to keep manually adjusting volume to compensate, can you maybe not play my songs at volume levels varying from inaudible-burble to headsplitting? Sound Check seems no use. I will try fixing entire library in iTunes but if that doesn't work we'll have to talk about this again.
- in the iTunes store, would you mind letting me sort search or album-listing results by column? Would be such a help.

xoxo*, me

* txalot Gossip Girl for ruining this beloved expression for me.

Which reminds me: txalot stupidhead Richard Wright for ruining calling people/greeting them as "Gorgeous", which I used to have the pleasure of doing with sincerity, gusto and frequency and having it believed and appreciated. I can't now without sounding like an insincere sleazeball.