(Brittany's cat eats cheese fondue straight from the pot)
Mercedes: You're really gonna let him do that?
Brittany: Lord Tubbington's allowed to eat cheese cuz he's on Atkins.

Brittany: Tune in next week for Fondue for Two. We will be dipping raw meat into boiling chocolate.

THE CHENOWETH!!!!!!!!!! (grinning madly) "My all-white production of The Wiz was a DEE-saster!"

"Save the socialist funny-money" Adam Baldwin makes me lol