"Who was the white guy in that?"

"...but first, it's never too early to plan your dog's Halloween costume!"

"John, stop crying!  I can't understand you!"

"President InterBush"

"Okay, Sam, I'm gonna make this really easy for you.  I am armed, and I want you to take me to the key.  Right now." :) I love JJ Abrams' love of ass-kicking women.

"Ostrich"...lmao...

Usually, when something someone says doesn't sit quite right with me, I realize sooner or later that there was truth to it.  This annoys.

D'OH: some dude tried to lift an iPhone...off a plainclothes cop.