I love when people who've never done so before suddenly give you exactly what you need, just when and in exquisitely rightly the way you need it, without knowing it. (EMM) "Coincidence", I'm sure.

Me: I don't have a birthday resolution but my non-New Years resolution is to be more positive.
EMM: But that's so HARD!
HC: It's impossible!
Me: I'm doomed to fail!
HC: Why even bother trying?