"Is it because 2 of them are Asian and Artie wears glasses?"

CHARICE! CHEYENNE!!!! He looks more like B every day. Oh sweetie, I'm all for cross-casting but your attempted bad-ass straight guy walk is more Hot Cop than military.

And Goop looks more like E every day. Freaking me out.

"Sandy, how do you manage to enter a building without setting off *all* the fire alarms?"

"I would like to sing the ultimate song about neglect, 'All By Myself'. I'm such a better singer than everyone else, so I know how it feels. I'm all alone at the top!" Truth. Her voice is mesmerizing. AND she's got the technique AND the soul AND I believe everything she sings. Needs to be huge huge star. SHE reminds me of LAC. Hm, need to call her.

"What's that saying? 'The show's gotta go all over the place', or something."

"No! Who're you talking to? Four months tops."

"Hey, I *did* get them to break up. Who knew it was gonna be amicable and...sort of have nothing to do with me?"