someone's on fire (or, why I love my fellow Ns)

"....BUT!!" "Oh, damn, I thought you were gonna let me have that one. You stole it right out of my hand." (looks longingly into empty hand)

"You threw it into the back of your pickup truck, drove 100 miles an hour out into the desert, dropped it off, and now you're speeding back."

"I don't think you have enough information to be jumping to that conclusion. Jumping UP AND DOWN on that conclusion."