1) ...or not at all.

2) ...and never the twain shall meet.

3) CECI N'EST PAS UN RV!!!!!!!!!

4) I am being tormented minutely to the bitter end. I thought I had escaped but it appears that I was wrong. I don't know how to be more clear without being rude.

5) Sometimes I buy something thinking I need one such (eg, black pants), then get home and realize that I already have the same thing - sometimes MORE than one. I am presently doing this in other ways.