Kurt: When you call me 'lady', that's bullying, and it's really hurtful.
Sue: I'm sorry. I thought that was your name. As an apology, I will allow you to choose from the following nicknames: Gelfling, Porcelain, or Tickle-Me-Doughface.
Tina: We've got a *serious* problem.
Artie: Is... the problem...your outfit?
Thoughts of the episode: Jane Lynch's greatness cannot be overstated. Gotta say the Karovsky actor is not quite pulling it off for me. Rachel's preposterous lashes (ever-growing, already ostrich-feather length) are getting distracting. I love Chord's voice. Just once I'd like a Kurt storyline not to make me cry - doesn't seem so much to ask, really.