I keep caving and watching "Community" and to my irritation it keeps making me lol.
"For a while I thought I'd have to suffer through a puppy parade, but I much prefer being entombed alive in a mausoleum of feelings I can neither understand nor reciprocate."
"I think someone's trying to send us a message. A tiny, underwhelming message."
"Do you even understand what a conspiracy IS? If you conspire with every person who approaches you, you're not even really conspiring with ANYONE. You're just doing random...crap."