Tracy: I missed the birth of both of my sons, for very legitimate reasons.
Dotcom: "Making a french bread pizza", and "Forgot."

Tracy: I don't get why people like brunch. What's the benefit of combining breakdancing and lunch?

As usual Dr. Spaceman gets 100% solid gold lines.

Jack: I won the Amory-Blaine handsomeness scholarship to Princeton, and then attended Harvard Business School, where I was voted, "Most".

The Julia Roberts laugh! Fantastic.

Jenna: Your new vibe is a double-edged sword. (bitterly) Much like the one Mickey Rourke tried to kill me with.

...Someday I want a show with just Jenna flashbacks.

Tracy: I was randomly attacked by a Mets fan that I had thrown a bottle at.

Tracy (cheerfully): The capital of United Arab Emirates is Abu Dhabi. I know that because if I go back there, I'll be executed!

Jack: "And the tree was happy." (Slams book shut, grin vanishes) Shel Silverstein was a communist.

The combination of this show's writing & Alec Baldwin's comic chops is flat out unfair to all other audiovisual endeavors.

Tracy (about his own just-born infant): Why is that baby covered with goop?
Dr Spaceman (whining): Because everything about this is *disgusting*!

Tracy: I hate to say "I told you so", so...Welcome to Miami!

Tonight's was good enough to more than make up for the premiere's ehness. Utter virtuosity from 1 to 22.