Just shown on the jumbotron at the sprawling, arctic new Target Field. I don't remember the last time I was so tickled in this particular goofy-verbal way-- primary school maybe.

Letterman's Top Ten list of ways to mispronounce "Kirby Puckett" (read by Kirby Puckett):

10. Kooby Pickett.
9. Creepy Pockets.
8. Bernie Crumpet.
7. Turkey Bucket.
6. Buddy Hackett.
5. The Puckett Formerly Known as Kirby.
4. Punky Brewster.
3. Kent Hrbek.
2. There once was a man from Nantucket who Kirbied his very own Puckett.
1. Englepuck Kirbydink.