Everybody knows I'm full of crap and can't resist the McHale. It's like Chuck: I'll just tune out the characters I dislike.

"I say things others won't. That has value!"

What Britta and Slater did: if no one ever calls that catfighting again (or meows), it'll be too soon.

EEEYUUCK and I was feeling all relieved that they had abandoned the Annie/Jeff thing. Isn't he like 20 years older than her? ICK

Whoa Mike Scully is on staff for P&R? The SIMPSONS Mike Scully? {runs to studiosystem}

I find this Ben attractive, Mars-Attacks head or no. He and Leslie have had crackling chemistry from the moment they met. Plus it's such a classic instant-sparks Darcy/Elizabeth setup....

"My resting heart rate is 28 beats per minute."

Loved Ron's growing glee over the course of the episode. "Sell the zoo animals. ...[to] cosmetics labs? Weird restaurants?"